me to my cat: pleas stpo pushn every goddamnd thing off my desk im beggin pleas
my cat:
*rips spine out and cracks it in mid air like a whip*

me to my cat: pleas stpo pushn every goddamnd thing off my desk im beggin pleas
my cat:
*rips spine out and cracks it in mid air like a whip*
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